As if anybody cares. But you.

Dear Friends, Family and Countrymen,

How hilarious is it that it has taken me 11 years into my internet experience (yes, 11 years - I live in a mental Stone Age) to create a blog. This is probably because I learned the definition of "blog" about 3 years ago, and just learned today that I can actually have one.

I have known since birth that I was born approximately 100 years too late. The word "blog" should never have entered my vocabulary. Yet, here we are...

But since I ended up gracing the world with my presence in 1980, I now have the opportunity to do this - to "blog". I have the opportunity that my Grandparents (and even Parents - sorry M&D) have never even dreamed of ever even wanting. I have the opportunity to bore countless friends, family, and anyone who stumbles across this with my muses, quandaries, observations, and - God help you all - opinions.

So, welcome. And buckle up. This has the potential to be more fun than you think it will.